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"Who knew running the family business could vary so much between Mom's homemade cookies and, well, dictatorship? 🍪🇰🇵 #FamilyBusinessGoals"
77 Funny politics quotes
I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's ready for a squirrelly debate up in the treetops! 🐿️🌳 Who needs meds when you've got political discourse with the furry critters? Maybe they can help come up with some nutty solutions! 😂 #SquirrelPoliticians"
I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.
Commentary:
"By the time you hit your 80s, you'll be running for Congress… literally! 🏃♂️💨 Who says you can't be a political powerhouse in your golden years? Time to show those young guns what experience and a good pair of running shoes can do! 🌟 #SeniorCitizenInCongress"
Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.
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Looks like your diagnosis is in: you've got a case of political fever! 🤒🗳️ Remember to take your daily dose of democracy and avoid election stress. Who knew that the best cure for this condition is simply turning off the news? 😄 #SymptomsOfPolitics
I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.
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Here's my platform: Elect more puns, fewer politicians! 😂🗳️
“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.
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When karma forgets to check the guest list 🎉😂🚪
Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.
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Must be nice to have a summer vacation that's longer than my New Year's resolutions! 🌞💼🏖️