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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

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Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Going viral on Telegram:

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

Making waves on Messenger:

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

Just shared via TikTok:

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

Going viral on YouTube:

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

Going viral on Facebook:

I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

Just landed via Discord:

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

Shared recently on Telegram:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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82 shares on Discord this month.

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12 shares on YouTube this month:

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

18 shares on Threads this month:

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

71 shares on X this month:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

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Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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Trending via TikTok:

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Making waves on Reddit:

It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

Seen just now on Discord:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Spotted on Threads:

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Going viral on Reddit:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

Making waves on Snapchat:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

Going bananas on Facebook:

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Freshly posted on Threads:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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