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You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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If you breakdance you buy dance.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.