Funny profiles quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, so that's the secret! Every 'nice pic 💁‍♂️' comes with a hidden 'thanks, ex!' 📸 #TeamEffort 😆❤️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

  Commentary:
  "Swipe right if you want to hear my ACHOO-tastic sound bite! 🤧😂 Who needs a pickup line when you've got a sneeze that'll sweep you off your feet? 🌬️💕 #SneezeForLove"

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