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Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

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Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.