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Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Making waves on WeChat:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Just shared via Facebook:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

Seen just now on Twitch:

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Spotted on Twitch:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Going viral on Reddit:

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

Going viral on YouTube:

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

93 shares on Facebook this month:

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

43 shares on Slack this month:

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

22 shares on X this month:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

98 shares on Slack this month:

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

66 shares on Twitch this month:

Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

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Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

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“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Twitch:

90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

Breaking via Discord:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Going viral on Instagram:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

Trending via Discord:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

Going viral on Discord:

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

Just landed via YouTube:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Just shared via TikTok:

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Making waves on Slack:

I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

Just shared via YouTube:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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