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Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

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It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Making waves on Twitch:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

Going viral on Reddit:

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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Spotted on Discord:

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Just shared via Facebook:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Just shared via Instagram:

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Going viral on X:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Going viral on Messenger:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Just landed via Instagram:

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

Broadcasted on WeChat:

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

Reported on Instagram:

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Spotted on Reddit:

Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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