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One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

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The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

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I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.