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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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I need money, not feelings.

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I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

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I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

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Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

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I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

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Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

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Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

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Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

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A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

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Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

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Trending via Reddit:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Reported on Snapchat:

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Live now on Slack:

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Just shared via Twitch:

Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Shared recently on WeChat:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

Making waves on Messenger:

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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