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Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

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Doc, if I can vibecode anything and everyone else can vibecode anything, then what’s my competitive advantage?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Doing dry January, so I’ve had eleven Diet Cokes at this bar.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

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Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

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Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

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The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Going bananas on Telegram:

If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

Trending via Discord:

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

Going viral on Messenger:

Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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16 shares on Snapchat this month:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

61 shares on Discord this month:

I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

38 shares on Facebook this month:

I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

51 shares on Threads this month:

Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

37 shares on Instagram this month:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

56 shares on Twitch this month:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

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Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

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Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Making waves on WeChat:

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

Breaking via Discord:

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

Just landed via Messenger:

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

Trending via Facebook:

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

Live now on Telegram:

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

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