Funny red nose quotes

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

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UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

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Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.