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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

I hate world events. I have problems of my own to worry about.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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Live now on Pinterest:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

Shared recently on X:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

Spotted on TikTok:

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

Spotted on Slack:

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

Making waves on TikTok:

Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

Breaking via YouTube:

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

Just shared via Telegram:

Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

Going viral on Threads:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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75 shares on TikTok this month:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

92 shares on Reddit this month:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

30 shares on Discord this month:

Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

66 shares on Slack this month:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not feeling very worky today.

33 shares on Twitch this month:

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

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“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via X:

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

Freshly posted on Discord:

To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

Just shared via Twitch:

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Tuesday is no better than Monday.

Just landed via Telegram:

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

Live now on Telegram:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Just landed via Slack:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

Spotted on Threads:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

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