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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

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Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

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Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

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Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

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I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

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God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

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Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

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I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

27 shares on Slack this month:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

64 shares on Twitch this month:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

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(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

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“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

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Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

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I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

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Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

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I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

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I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

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I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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