Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I miss when bills were none of my business.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

[monthly_post_count]

Funny Quotes Total

14,548

Funny Quotes Topics

16,780

Funny Quotes Images

14,548

Nov 27, 2025

3,857

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Discord:

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Just shared via Instagram:

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Going viral on Threads:

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

Breaking via Instagram:

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

Making waves on Facebook:

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

Live now on Reddit:

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

Home » Funny Rerun Quotes

Funny rerun quotes

New funny rerun quotes 👇

3 weeks ago

Commentary:
Reoccurring dreams be like: "I dunno, here's a rerun" 🔄😂 It's like our brains are stuck on the repeat button, insisting on playing the same ol' show all night long! Maybe it's time to give our dream director a little creative nudge! 🎬✨

comedy, dream, dreams, humor, i, repeat, rerun, sleep, subconscious

All funny rerun quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

[monthly_post_count]

Funny Quotes Total

14,548

Funny Quotes Topics

16,780

Funny Quotes Images

14,548

Nov 27, 2025

3,906

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Going viral on Instagram:

If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

Just shared via Telegram:

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Just shared via Twitch:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

Trending via X:

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴