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If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

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Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

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Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

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Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

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Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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Back to the Future and chill?

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The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

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The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

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I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

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If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

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That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

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Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

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My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

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The elder Zoomer speaks of the Wii with reverence.

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Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

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A selfie only a mother could like.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

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I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

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My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

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It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

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Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

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I feel like everyone who has ever had a hamster has some kind of traumatic experience with it.

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If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

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