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You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

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I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

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Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

Just landed via Messenger:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Trending via YouTube:

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

Trending via Instagram:

You’re so productive for your wage.

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Funny resistance quotes

Funny resistance quotes bring a hilarious twist to the idea of pushing back and standing your ground 💪😂 Whether you’re fighting daily struggles or just resisting that extra slice of cake 🍰, these witty lines will have you chuckling while staying strong. Get ready to laugh and feel empowered at the same time—because sometimes, resistance is best served with a side of humor! 😎🔥

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

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Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

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Seen just now on Messenger:

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

Live now on Snapchat:

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

Trending via Slack:

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

Seen just now on Telegram:

There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

Seen just now on Slack:

My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

Just shared via WeChat:

Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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