Funny resistance quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I can resist everything except temptation.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle between willpower and desire! As Oscar Wilde so succinctly put it, "I can resist everything except temptation." It's like trying to resist the allure of a warm, gooey chocolate chip cookie on a strict healthy eating plan – temptation always seems to have the upper hand! But hey, who can blame us? Sometimes, giving in to temptation is just too irresistible to resist!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic Monday mood – nope, no thank you, not today! 🙅‍♂️ Let's just hit the fast forward button to the weekend, shall we? 🚀 #MondayBlues #NopeNotToday

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs dumbbells when you have the sheer willpower to defy gravity and pry yourself from the cozy clutches of your bed every morning? 💪😴 #BedToBeast #MorningStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic resistance training dilemma! 💪🏋️‍♂️ Who knew that avoiding the #gymlife could actually be a workout strategy in disguise? 🤔 Maybe we're onto something revolutionary here…or maybe just onto the couch. 🛋️😆"

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