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Funny resistance quotes

Funny resistance quotes bring a hilarious twist to the idea of pushing back and standing your ground πŸ’ͺπŸ˜‚ Whether you’re fighting daily struggles or just resisting that extra slice of cake 🍰, these witty lines will have you chuckling while staying strong. Get ready to laugh and feel empowered at the same timeβ€”because sometimes, resistance is best served with a side of humor! 😎πŸ”₯

Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

I can resist everything except temptation.

Posted on6 months ago

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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