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Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

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She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

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When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

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Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

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Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

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After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

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Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Reported on Discord:

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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