Funny retention quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you're gaining weight? You're simply a candy connoisseur, engaging in the sweet science of candy retention instead! 🍬🍭 Embrace the sweetness within you and keep on retaining candy with pride! 🤣"

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