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Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Trending via Snapchat:

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

Breaking via X:

“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

Just shared via Facebook:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Going viral on Threads:

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

Just shared via Reddit:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

Spotted on Slack:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Going viral on Instagram:

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

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Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

Trending via YouTube:

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

Trending via YouTube:

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Just landed via TikTok:

If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

Spotted on Twitch:

You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Spotted on Twitch:

Having a job ruined my life.

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