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Live, laugh, leftovers.

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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Meow means woof in cat.

Making waves on Pinterest:

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

Freshly posted on Slack:

My favorite color is sunshine.

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

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My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

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Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

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Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

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Have you tried making guacamole about it?

Shared recently on WeChat:

Your pronouns should be get/help.

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

Going viral on Twitch:

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

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If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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