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The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

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I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

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Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

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This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

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Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Breaking via Instagram:

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

Breaking via WeChat:

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Twitter is an abusement park.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

Spotted on Reddit:

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Making waves on Facebook:

Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

Just shared via Messenger:

At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

Going viral on Instagram:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

Going viral on Reddit:

They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

Seen just now on TikTok:

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Making waves on WeChat:

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

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