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“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

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I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

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If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

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I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

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Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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Share →: I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

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Oh, the evolution of human laziness! Why break a sweat outdoors when you can conquer the almighty staircase in all its glory? 🧗‍♂️ Who needs the thrill of clinging to a cliff when you can bravely tackle the treacherous journey from the first floor to the second… and maybe even the third if you're feeling extra adventurous? 😂 Just remember, the real challenge isn't the climb itself but trying to look cool while doing it with your office bag

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I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

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Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

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He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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Killing me softly with his schlong.

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I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

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