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If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

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When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

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Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

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When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

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Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

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Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

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My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

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Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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