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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

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My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

Spotted on Slack:

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

Trending via Pinterest:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Breaking via Discord:

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Shared recently on Slack:

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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This entire month could’ve been an email.

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

Live now on LinkedIn:

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

Trending via Messenger:

Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

Seen just now on Threads:

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Going viral on Telegram:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Trending via WeChat:

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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