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Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

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I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

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Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

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Being weird never goes out of style.

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

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Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

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The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

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The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

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Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

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Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

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I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

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One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

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I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

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Cool times create cool guys.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

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I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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