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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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I need an emergency cheeseburger.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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Everyone is awful in their own special way.

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Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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I only drink when I people.

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Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

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Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

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The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

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I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

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I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Live now on Telegram:

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Trending via Twitch:

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

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