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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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Ugh, but profoundly.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

Just landed via Instagram:

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

Reported on Telegram:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

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I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

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Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

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Ah, the majestic goose – known far and wide for its melodious honks and smooth saxophone skills! 🎷🇨🇦 Just imagine a goose soloing on a saxophone, causing chaos and mayhem all around it. It's a unique blend of music and mischief that only our Canadian goose friends can provide! 🦢🎶 #GooseSymphony

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

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I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

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Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

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When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Trending via Slack:

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Seen just now on Telegram:

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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