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The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

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I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

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I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

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Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

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Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

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Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

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The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

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In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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I really can’t wait until it all works out.

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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

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Trying to bowl solo: where every time you sit down, you realize you're your own worst teammate! 🎳😅

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

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My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

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Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

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Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

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When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

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On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

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Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

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Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

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I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

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Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

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