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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

Breaking via Instagram:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Reported on Discord:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Just landed via WeChat:

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

Making waves on Facebook:

My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

Spotted on Twitch:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

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Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

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Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

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I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

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I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

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The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

Reported on Instagram:

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Going viral on Slack:

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Trending via Threads:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Just shared via YouTube:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Just shared via Instagram:

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Making waves on WeChat:

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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