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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

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My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

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Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

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Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

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The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

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Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

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Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

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I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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Shopping is the only exercise I need.

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One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

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Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

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