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I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

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I’ve been blocked by better.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

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I need a break from me.

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If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

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All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

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They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

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Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Live now on Facebook:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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If I were you, I would rather be me.

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Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

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If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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