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Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Making waves on Slack:

What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

You ever cleaned a room in your house so good that you walked out… just to walk back in to see your work?

Live now on Slack:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Just landed via Reddit:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

Trending via WeChat:

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

Just landed via Discord:

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

Going viral on Messenger:

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

Going bananas on Discord:

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

73 shares on Messenger this month:

Is losing your mind a hobby?

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

44 shares on X this month:

Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

59 shares on Discord this month:

I overthink, therefore I am.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,280

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Facebook:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

Going bananas on X:

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

Spotted on Discord:

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

Trending via WhatsApp:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Going viral on YouTube:

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

Trending via WhatsApp:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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