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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

Trending via Discord:

You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

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Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

Making waves on WeChat:

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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Oh dear, it seems your shenanigan quota is running dangerously low! 🙊 Time to dust off the ol' mischief manual and get back in the game before you become too serious for your own good! 🎉 Remember, life is more fun with a dash of chaos and a sprinkle of silliness! 😉 Let the shenanigans commence!

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Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

Going viral on Reddit:

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

Going viral on Messenger:

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

Shared recently on Slack:

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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