Funny shutting up quotes

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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

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I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

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If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.