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It’s called single sign-on because you have to do it every single time.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Sometimes being alive feels like being a pornstar who is asexual.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

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Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Making waves on X:

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Just shared via Instagram:

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Going bananas on TikTok:

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

Going viral on TikTok:

Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

Going viral on Slack:

Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

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38 shares on Twitch this month:

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

20 shares on Threads this month:

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

44 shares on Telegram this month:

Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

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The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

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Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

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Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

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Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

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Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Twitch:

It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

Seen just now on X:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

Just shared via Reddit:

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

Seen just now on Slack:

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

Shared recently on WeChat:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Breaking via WeChat:

That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

Freshly posted on Slack:

No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

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