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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

3 months ago

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

3 months ago

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

3 months ago