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Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,321

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Live now on TikTok:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

Just landed via YouTube:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

Just shared via WeChat:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Making waves on Messenger:

Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

Trending via Instagram:

I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

Trending via Snapchat:

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

Just shared via Facebook:

Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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80 shares on X this month:

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

69 shares on Discord this month:

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

61 shares on Slack this month:

Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

30 shares on TikTok this month:

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

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Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,233

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

Just shared via WeChat:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Making waves on WeChat:

How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

Spotted on YouTube:

“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

Spotted on WeChat:

“Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.

Going bananas on WeChat:

“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

Making waves on Threads:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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