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Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

My body is a vessel for various dips.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

I will never stop being a quitter!

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Multitask? I can barely unitask.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

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Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Threads:

Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

Broadcasted on X:

For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Just landed via Messenger:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Just shared via WeChat:

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Spotted on Discord:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Breaking via YouTube:

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Trending via Telegram:

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

30 shares on Threads this month:

My lips could use some attention today.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

49 shares on Slack this month:

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

74 shares on Slack this month:

Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

80 shares on Slack this month:

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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This whole week could have been an email.

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For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

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Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

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This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Spotted on Discord:

You don’t get to comment on the world until you’ve made your bed.

Going viral on Facebook:

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

Just shared via Messenger:

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I love when the universe delivers receipts.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

Spotted on X:

I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

Just landed via Telegram:

I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

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