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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

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What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

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If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

Just landed via Facebook:

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

Puberty was a hair-raising experience.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

65 shares on Slack this month:

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

80 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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I should’ve existed as a tree.

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Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

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I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

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Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

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“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

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Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

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Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

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Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

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You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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