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Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

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“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

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If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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Drive as I say, not as I drive.

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If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

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I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

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You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

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I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

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The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

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Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

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Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

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“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

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Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

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If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

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The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

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What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

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