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Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

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Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Making waves on YouTube:

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Making waves on Threads:

Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

Breaking via Discord:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Live now on WeChat:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

Live now on WeChat:

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Discord:

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Just landed via Threads:

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

Shared recently on Threads:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Reported on Threads:

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Breaking via Threads:

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

Just shared via TikTok:

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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