Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

800 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,962

Funny Quotes Topics

13,930

Funny Quotes Images

10,962

Updated

58 minutes ago

Users Online

3,429

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WeChat:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Just shared via Messenger:

Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

Spotted on Discord:

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

Just shared via WeChat:

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Spotted on Messenger:

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

Shared recently on Slack:

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

Going viral on Discord:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Just shared via X:

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

Home » Funny Sneaky Quotes

Funny sneaky quotes

New funny sneaky quotes 👇

For even more funny sneaky quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny sneaky quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media need people procrastination relationship sarcasm social someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

800 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,962

Funny Quotes Topics

13,930

Funny Quotes Images

10,962

Updated

58 minutes ago

Users Online

3,431

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via LinkedIn:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

Seen just now on WeChat:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Just landed via WeChat:

Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

Going viral on WeChat:

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Wake me up when I’m rich!

Live now on WhatsApp:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All fights retarded. 🤪

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴