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Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

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Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Making waves on Reddit:

Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

Spotted on Threads:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

Reported on Messenger:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Live now on Reddit:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

Just landed via YouTube:

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Just shared via WeChat:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Trending via Snapchat:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

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Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I only accept apologies in cash.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Slack:

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

Going viral on Instagram:

When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

Trending via Discord:

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

Going viral on Messenger:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

Trending via X:

I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.

Just shared via Reddit:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

Just shared via Messenger:

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

Just shared via Messenger:

I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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