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Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

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All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

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I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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330 this month

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14,923

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17,095

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14,923

Dec 12, 2025

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Live now on LinkedIn:

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

Live now on Instagram:

I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

Trending via Reddit:

Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

Going viral on Instagram:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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Funny spotlight quotes

Funny spotlight quotes shine a hilarious light on those moments when all eyes are on you 🎤✨ Whether you’re stealing the show or just surviving the glare, these witty lines bring laughter and charm to center stage 😂🌟 Get ready to brighten your day and own your moment with some seriously funny vibes! 🎭💫

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

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Dec 12, 2025

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Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Discord:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Just landed via Slack:

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

Just shared via YouTube:

You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

Making waves on X:

Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

Making waves on TikTok:

Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

Just landed via Facebook:

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

Making waves on X:

Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

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