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I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

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You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

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I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

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If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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I disagree with my politics.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Breaking via Slack:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Making waves on X:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Reported on Facebook:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Live now on Threads:

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Reported on Discord:

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

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Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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There are too many neglected emojis.

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

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I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

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You give my middle finger an erection.

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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

Just shared via Pinterest:

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Shared recently on TikTok:

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Live now on X:

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

Just landed via YouTube:

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

Spreading quickly via X:

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

Seen just now on Threads:

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

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