Funny staying inside quotes

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.