Funny stopwatch quotes

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you. - 10 folks are currently viewing this quote.
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People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad. - 6 folks are currently viewing this quote.
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