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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

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A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

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If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

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Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

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Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

Trending via WhatsApp:

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Just landed via Reddit:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

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I will never stop being a quitter!

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If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

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Trending via Twitch:

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

Spotted on Messenger:

What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

Shared recently on Facebook:

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

Going viral on Facebook:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Just landed via Instagram:

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

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That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

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