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Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

The problem is I am always the problem.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

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Making waves on Reddit:

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Just landed via X:

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

Going viral on Twitch:

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Making waves on Pinterest:

If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Just shared via Telegram:

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

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79 shares on Reddit this month:

“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

31 shares on Facebook this month:

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

59 shares on Discord this month:

Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

91 shares on Instagram this month:

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

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I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

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I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

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If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

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I hope this email makes you quit your job.

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My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

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I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

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I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

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Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

Breaking via Twitch:

Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

Just shared via Twitch:

Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Trending via Messenger:

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

Just shared via X:

Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

Spotted on Facebook:

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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