Funny stupid quotes

Funny stupid quotes highlight the humor in those delightfully silly and absurd moments! 🤪😂 From goofy remarks to downright ridiculous observations, these quotes bring out the laughter in life’s less serious side. Embrace the fun and enjoy a chuckle at the wonderfully silly things people say! 😄🙃

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Funny Quotes November 24, 2023

If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

Funny Quotes October 4, 2023

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Funny Quotes October 2, 2023

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

Funny Quotes October 2, 2023

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Funny Quotes September 29, 2023

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

Funny Quotes September 28, 2023

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Funny Quotes September 23, 2023

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023