104 Funny stupid quotes

• The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

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  18 minutes ago

  humor, internet, irony, making, me, people, self-awareness, stupid, stupidity

• Death by a thousand stupid questions.

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  33 minutes ago

  death, exaggeration, frustration, humor, question, questions, sarcasm, stupid

• I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

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  2 hours ago

  always, attitude, communication, decision, frustration, honesty, humor, i, just, people, respect, sarcasm, something, stupid, telling, want

• Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

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  2 days ago

  anyone, concern, education, else, fear, future, generation, generations, illiteracy, illiterate, next, scared, stupid, stupidity, youth

• Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

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  2 weeks ago

  dad, every, family, humor, i, mom, parent, reaction, refund, relationship, sarcasm, something, stares, stupid, time, wants

• YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

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  2 weeks ago

  carpe, Carpe Diem, diem, humor, irony, know, Latin, Latin phrase, life, life motto, means, motto, people, phrase, sarcasm, slang, stupid, stupidity, yolo

• Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

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  2 weeks ago

  hate, honesty, humor, i, insult, liar, only, sarcasm, stupid, stupidity, thing

• Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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  3 weeks ago

  90, blue, blue light, car, crazy, driving, enforcement, going, law, law enforcement, light, lights, lol, me, police, red, red light, sarcasm, speeding, stupid, tailgate, top, traffic, while

• I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

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  3 weeks ago

  body, daily, daily routine, drink, eat, frustration, hate, having, high, humor, i, maintenance, routine, shower, sleep, stupid

• Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

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  1 month ago

  attraction, communication, dating, factor, humor, important, interaction, love, online, online dating, online interaction, relationship, scent, stupid

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