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62 Funny stupid quotes

Funny stupid quotes highlight the humor in those delightfully silly and absurd moments! 🤪😂 From goofy remarks to downright ridiculous observations, these quotes bring out the laughter in life’s less serious side. Embrace the fun and enjoy a chuckle at the wonderfully silly things people say! 😄🙃

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you're the reason why they're stupid.

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025
They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

Funny Quotes Feb 20, 2025
Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025