91 Funny stupid quotes

Funny stupid quotes highlight the humor in those delightfully silly and absurd moments! 🤪😂 From goofy remarks to downright ridiculous observations, these quotes bring out the laughter in life’s less serious side. Embrace the fun and enjoy a chuckle at the wonderfully silly things people say! 😄🙃

If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

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Just hoping the parallel me isn't asking the parallel universe if it's any smarter than this one 😂🤞🌌

What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

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A six-star brain running on half a tank! 🤔🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️

Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

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When my friend and I come up with the same terrible plan: 🤔🧠💡 "Great minds" or "group fails"? 😅🔄

If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

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When brains were handed out, some folks were busy updating their relationship status 😂🤦‍♂️

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

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When life gives you lemons, double-check the instructions before you start a lemonade stand! 🍋🤔🙃

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

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Clearly confidence levels are breaking all-time records, just like my cringe meter! 🤪📈

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

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Ah, the social media version of survival of the silliest! 😂🤪 #TrueFriendsTest

Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

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Guess I'll just have to start mailing my cologne samples with my profile now 😂💌 #SmellYaLater

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

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Wow, my modem just made noises that sent my cat into witness protection 😂📞📟

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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Relatable! My brain has a PhD while my mouth barely passed kindergarten 🤪🗣️🧠

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