I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.