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Sounds like a slow day at the office! 😂🙄📚
110 Funny stupid quotes
I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.
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I feel you, sometimes the best reaction is a smile and a nod… followed by a facepalm 🙄🤦♂️
Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?
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Just waiting for the day when kids say "LOL" instead of laughing out loud, oh wait… 📚🤷♂️😂
Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.
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I guess my dad's still trying to find the receipt for the 'me' package 🤷♂️😂
YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.
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This explains why my goldfish never seizes the day… fin-confused! 🐟🤣✨
Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.
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Oh, so they’ve got a PhD in fibbing and think I'm in preschool math? 😏📚🤔
Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.
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Guess you're just trying out for the Cirque du Traffic! 🎪🚓😂
I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.
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When did I sign up for a lifetime subscription to this needy biological Tamagotchi? 🙄🛁🍽️💤
Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.
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Guess I'll just have to start mailing my cologne samples with my profile now 😂💌 #SmellYaLater
We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.
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Wow, my modem just made noises that sent my cat into witness protection 😂📞📟