109 funny stupid quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

May 26, 2026

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

May 25, 2026

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

May 25, 2026

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

May 25, 2026

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

May 25, 2026

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

May 25, 2026

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

May 25, 2026

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

May 25, 2026

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

May 25, 2026

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

May 25, 2026

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

May 24, 2026

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

May 24, 2026

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

May 24, 2026

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

May 24, 2026

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

May 23, 2026

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

May 23, 2026

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

May 23, 2026

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

May 23, 2026

Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

May 23, 2026

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

May 23, 2026

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

May 23, 2026

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

May 23, 2026

“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

May 23, 2026

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

May 23, 2026

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

May 23, 2026

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

May 22, 2026

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

May 22, 2026

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

May 22, 2026

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

May 22, 2026

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

May 22, 2026

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

May 22, 2026

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

May 22, 2026

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

May 22, 2026

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

May 22, 2026

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

May 21, 2026

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

May 21, 2026

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

May 21, 2026

Being an adult is mumbling ‘this is stupid’ as you reluctantly slide out of bed.

May 21, 2026

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

May 21, 2026

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

May 21, 2026