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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

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My dream car is a taco truck.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

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I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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I only accept apologies in cash.

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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

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“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

Seen just now on Twitch:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

Just landed via YouTube:

When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

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(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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Oh, the sweet potato, always lending a helping hand (or should we say tuber? 🍠) in the vegetable kingdom. It truly is the Mother Teresa of vegetables, spreading warmth and sweetness wherever it grows! So go ahead, embrace the kindness of the sweet potato and sprinkle some cinnamon on top for good measure 😉.

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I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

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The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

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Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

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The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

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Making waves on Slack:

Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

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Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Breaking via Slack:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

Going bananas on Facebook:

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Breaking via Twitch:

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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