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I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

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I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

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Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Just shared via Messenger:

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

Trending via YouTube:

If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

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In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

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75 shares on Discord this month:

Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

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Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

30 shares on Threads this month:

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

100 shares on Slack this month:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

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When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

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For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Trending via Snapchat:

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

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Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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