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"Indeed, going back to work after a vacation is a true test of our mental and emotional fortitude. Maybe a sympathy card with a soothing beach scene and the caption 'May your workload be light and your coffee strong' could do the trick!"
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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.
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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.
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I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.
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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.
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I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?
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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”
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Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.
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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.
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Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.
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Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.
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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.
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I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.
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Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.
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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.
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All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.
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“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?
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I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.
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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.
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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?
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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.
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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.
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Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.
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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.
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Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.
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The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.
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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.
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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.