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Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Breaking via X:

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Breaking via Twitch:

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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42 shares on Instagram this month:

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

28 shares on Discord this month:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

100 shares on Slack this month:

Weird me out? No. You’ve weirded me in. Let’s merge souls.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

18 shares on Slack this month:

The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of a woman is tame a horse, but unfortunately, modern life affords us little opportunities for that.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

98 shares on Slack this month:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

I am a firm believer that singing ‘Slide Away’ at the top of your lungs changes you as a person.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

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Losing weight is basically all about being cold 90% of the time.

Seen just now on Discord:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

Live now on TikTok:

Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

Making waves on Reddit:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

Making waves on Slack:

They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

Spotted on YouTube:

Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

Breaking via Threads:

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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