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Guess my nose is just part of the home team 🤷♂️🏠👃
173 Funny talk quotes
I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.
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Introverts unite! Quietly observing the world while extroverts hold the mic 🎤🤫🙃
If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.
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Just hit me with that 'hush now' voice and watch my fury turn to fondue, melted and cheesy! 🎶😇🍫
Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.
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My brain's a circus and all the clowns want airtime 🤡🎪🎉
My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.
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Silent car rides should be the new luxury service! 🚗🤫🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.
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Who knew job hunting was like dating, but with references? 😂📞🥸
One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.
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I'm considering forming a union with my brain voices, but negotiations are proving difficult! 😂🧠✌️
I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.
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Join the club! My conversations with myself deserve an award for Best Comedy 🤣🗣️🎭
My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.
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Sounds like the perfect place for a chat with my other personality! 🤔🗣️😂
Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.
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Job interview? More like a complimentary ego-boost session. I'm ready! 💪😎✨