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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

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Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

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I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

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May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

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I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Going viral on WeChat:

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

Trending via Threads:

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

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Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

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Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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I miss you (the money I spent).

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You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

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Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

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A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

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I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

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My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

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I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Spotted on Messenger:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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